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November 5

Person: fold your laundry it’s November 5
by I make water November 5, 2020
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January 5

This is the best day ever! I can’t wait for this day ever year!!
January 5 is the best day of the year!
by Best day January 4, 2021
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5% Club

“I’m guessing there’s some 5% Club going on here” - Joe Lewis
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August 5

Hey girl you so hot you make the devil sweat”

“That was awful”

“Well it is August 5th
by thescrunckles August 4, 2022
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5 Dollars

When a dude doesn't give you his five dollars that he owe you
Dude 1: hey uhh you kinda ow me 5 dollars

Dude2: uhh no I don't

Dude1: yes yo bitch ass do

Dude2: ima slap you so fucking hard that you'll fly to another planet
Dude1: ima whoop your ass like real talk rn, when I punch you you'll break the gravitational pull of earth ho
by Wtf is a pseudonym lmfao January 4, 2022
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May 5

This is a day where you prank your teacher. 😻🦶
person 1: is may 5, let’s think of a prank!
person 2: *whisper the idea*

person 1 & person 2: now let’s wait the perfect time to prank! 😝😇
by Soobin Dolphin April 24, 2022
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May 5

Confess your feelings to your crush day 🤞🏿❤
Confessing your feelings on may 5
by May 5 May 4, 2022
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