STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.

David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.

by trickster29 July 30, 2024

Unit Head

A Unit Head is a person who will never stop being talking about their job. They will put their job over their friends and are selfish about it. Unit heads are usually losers, and think this minuscule amount of power makes them cool. They try to convince themselves that their job is cool and fun, while it actually sucks. Once a Unit Head, you can’t go back.

Marcus: Bro you coming to the hang tonight?
Martin: Nah, I got a unit head party.
Marcus: You are such a fucking loser.

by BrainChange July 31, 2024

The Heads Up Alliance

fcking crackheads who want to ban social media and smartphones for kids in Australia or some sht. Their political views are downright unrealistic and those twts even compare social media to child labour. No one with a grown brain agrees with them.

Abbey: "Whats your snap?"
Summer: "Ah shit my parents wont let me have that."
Abbey: "Why?"
Summer: "They are part of the Heads Up Alliance. They want JB HIFI to need ID"
Abbey: *yells* "MOM GET THE GUN"

by iDontTrustYou August 1, 2024

Lemon Head

When a woman is taking a piss while giving a man a blowjob.

Last night after dinner & several lemon drops I gave my husband lemon head.

by Johnny The King August 2, 2024

Cheese and egg head

Cheese and egg head is when you eat lots of cheese and eggs and are on your way to becoming buff. You workout and you're on your way to becoming a meat head.

I'm starting to get buff. I'm a cheese and egg head.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 4, 2024

Meat head

Meat head is when you're eating a lot and getting buffer and buffer and extreme cases, you're shredded. Like steak, cheeseburgers, chicken wings, chicken sandwich, fish sandwich, and more.

I'm getting shredded and I'm becoming a meat head.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 4, 2024

Cheeseburger head

Cheeseburger head is similar to a meat head. You eat tons of cheeseburgers, sometimes chicken sandwiches and fish sandwiches and chicken wings, but mainly cheeseburgers. You're becoming shredded and absolute unit. You exercise for 30 minutes to 120+ minutes lifting weights and machines and treadmill and stairs, then eat cheeseburgers. You becoming shredded like Dave Palumbo!

Holy crap! It's the shredded cheeseburger head that spends all day in gym.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 4, 2024