by A Giant Dickwang July 17, 2011

A person so fat, that the fat folds over their shoulder blades making eyes and their lower back crease makes a mouth.
by the godfather 1 June 17, 2020

My brother has been walking around the house all day with a damn "Hamburger-Face" ever since he found out about girlfriend cheating
by OozoozooO October 10, 2025

when someone is avoiding you you on facebook but you know that they're online as they're joining groups
Dayum that bitch is face-voiding me
by artic squirril April 8, 2010

A white male of the MAGA persuasion, sporting a mustache and goatee, often in the company of or married to a Karen. Prefers to drive a lifted truck and can be seen in cutoff sleeves and sunglasses.
by PDXcatsdad August 11, 2020

have you ever had a friend say something about a "CalArts bean face"? like, that trope where every cartoon character's face looks like a bean? this is the real life equivalent. this is the proper definition. if you go to google images or whatever the fuck and type in "ed miliband smile", you'll see a bunch of pictures of Ed Miliband doing this god-awful smile that looks exactly the same as these "bean faces".
by an_alias January 10, 2021
