shit chatting

casual gossip, talking shit about other people

Kat and I were shit chatting about Lanelle, and didn't even realize she was in the next room.

by Mariposa Grande May 2, 2008

shit giggle

Flatulence. A comical way of saying 'fart'.

"Man, have you ever smelt her shit giggle's? It's like smelling the residue in Satan's belly button."

by Ashlon January 3, 2008

shooting the shit

passing time

we were shooting the shit when we were bored

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

massive shit

uh oh oh honey i just released half my fucking body weight in shit in the toilet and now im dead of cancer

i have massive shit

by rowleyjeffson November 22, 2020

Shit split

An unequal share of money

Person #1 - Okay, you get $1 and i get the rest.
Person #2 - Dude, that's a shit split.

by aquafine water July 10, 2010

Rocket Shit

a cheap car thats fast, and easy to obtain.

Mainly used to pick up people, and take them to parties (mostly girls)

"Oh shit did you see Brad in that rocket shit with like 5 chicks on the way to that sick party?"

"I'm getting a rocket shit for this weekend to drive the ladies."

by theemaann November 16, 2009

Shits a hedgehog

To wish the pre-mentioned act upon someone getting right on your nipple ends.

'Bob told the gaffer I got away sharp yesterday, and I got a right bollocking, I hope he shits a hedgehog today'

by Dabhand August 28, 2009