Guac Cock

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky

Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!

by DJ CEL May 9, 2019

Cock-sucking appendage

Also known as throat, including the vocal chords of the person you're referring to

"Karen, for just one second, shut your cock-sucking appendage: I can't hear myself think!"

by Francecco May 15, 2019

Cocked It

Slang Term for loading a gun.

He had a Ghatt and he cocked it.

by Mix-Race Man On Road May 15, 2019

grummy cock

The art of having a particularly crusty penis.

Person 1: Damn that guy from Caboolture has an absolutely wacker of a grummy cock. Person 2: Fucken ken oath mate you're better off in Townsville, I can smell that shit from the sunny coast.

by cabooltureboi May 22, 2019

Cock

Another word for chicken. Stop being dirty.

“OMG ITS A COCK!” 🐔

by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019

Cocked Full

A word for a load or full of something.

I'm cocked full on ammo in my gun.

by Mix-Race Man On Road May 29, 2019

cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

by DOfficial May 30, 2019