text zombie

1. Someone who's texts while walking,and constantly bumps into stuff not noticing any surroundings until the text is sent.

2. Someone who texts while driving, going about 5-10 miles an hour down a 40 m/h road.

Micheal was texting his girlfriend while walking and ran into a bush, and kept walking, he is such a text zombie!

Steve was texting his mom while driving and went 10 miles an hour what a text zombie!

by Aaron Chak June 30, 2008

Sand Zombie

When someone gets a substantial amount of sand in their ass-crack, they transform into a Sand Zombie. Sand Zombies are often found at beaches that are set up for bonfires, because many people gather around the warm fire and sit down in the sand, leaving there ass-cracks exposed to Zombie infection. The Sand Zombie spores fester mostly in pot-head teenagers, because they can't remember to clean out their ass-cracks. The mating ritual of the Sand Zombie begins with the mating calls. When the female Sand Zombie is ready to mate, she announces it by throat singing, followed by loudly asking,

"May I borrow your lighter?"

If there are any male Sand Zombies in the area, they will reply with,

"Only if you suck my dick."

So Begins the Sand Zombie Mating ritual. The Mating itself involves a lot of name-calling, biting, and of course, lots of ass-sand.

To avoid becoming a Sand Zombie, remember to clean out your sandy ass-crack regularly, and avoid situations that your ass could get really sandy in.

*In the distance*

*"CAN I BORROW YOUR LIGHTER?!?!"*

Guy 1: Dude, we better get out of here, I think that was a Sand Zombie!!

Guy 2: Hell yeah, lets beat it!

by noobifier2000 January 25, 2011

The Zombie Mask

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting,friendly neighborhood
slut, tell her to look right up at you with those "pretty eyes" when you blow
your load. Then just when you're ready to spew, blast your load right in both
eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched and moaning like the walking
dead.

"After a few hours of fucking, she wanted to try something new, so I pulled a Zombie Mask on her. She hasn't called since."

by John Boy December 23, 2003

NRA Zombie

A Gun advocate that takes arguments made by the National Rifle Association at face value regardless of how absurd they are. Unlike regular Gun Advocates that are willing to have a calm and reasonable discussion with those whom they disagree with, the NRA Zombies have weak critical thinking skill and don't believe in fact checking before accepting what is said by the NRA.
When approached with anything outside the NRA narrative, the NRA Zombie is reacts with...

* Denial accompanied with Confirmation bias

* ad hominem attacks, including and not limited to falsely questioning one's love of country
* Empty References to Freedom
* Or verbal hostility

Paul knew by the vitriol being thrown when he mentioned the word universal background checks, that he was not talking to a regular 2nd amendment advocate. Instead he had encountered an NRA Zombie

by Libertatis October 19, 2015

parking lot zombie

Usually a homeless or drug-seeking person who waits in parking lots to acost people for money while they get out of their vehicles. Uneasily detered, they shamble from one car to another much like the living dead.

Man to wife: Oh shit Mary, roll up the window. It's a parking lot zombie!
Wife to man: Oh Harold, I am scared of his staggering gait, his lip smacking, and his wild-eyed stare!
Man to Parking Lot Zombie: (gesturing to an empty wallet)
Parking Lot Zombie: ahgggghhhhhhhuuuuuhhhhhhh(Spots a Lexus SUV pulling up to the Walgreens and heads towards it)
Man to wife: Hurry up and get into the store! Move it! Move it!

by Johan Grubber May 28, 2007

Bacon Zombie

Bacon Zombie is the name given to an item, meme, or pop culture obsession that becomes overdone (or to the person who refuses to get with the times). The lack of interest in said thing is so high that the mention of it causes fits of depression, annoyance and nausea in anyone who has to listen about such old and worn-out interests.

In "geek" culture around 2005-2011 (current), the two items mentioned more than anything else is a ravenous obsession for all things bacon, and a love of zombies.
When something (or someone) is a bacon zombie, they are horribly boring and tediously uninteresting due to their obsession of over-done interests.

People have moved on, and will leave a Bacon Zombie to obsess in the corner. Sadly due to their love of Bacon and Zombies, most Bacon Zombies confuse this insult with a compliment.

Todd tried to convince his friends to try Planking, but the poor Bacon Zombie was laughed at.

by Loxzen June 17, 2011

Snot Zombie

A person who, caught unaware and unprepared, has sneezed, coughed, or otherwise covered themselves in mucus, and is walking towards someone or something that can help them.

As they usually have outstretched arms, grasping for a facial tissue, they resemble a Zombie.

"Joe must have a cold. He ran out of the meeting as a snot zombie."

"Amy! Cover your face when you sneeze! You just turned your brother into a snot zombie!"

by SmarmFarmicus August 8, 2012