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hello are you dead yet 

a famous line used by murderers that killed my goldfish and my pikachu use it wisely if i hear you im going to kill you
hello are you dead yet

no

dies

are you watching me 

"Are you watching me?" "Of course not, just ask your Aunt Jackie." "How do you know my Aunt's name?" "..."

are you shitting my dick 

another way of saying; "are you kidding me?"
"are you shitting my dick?"
"Are you shitting my dick man? I just got that car and you scratched it!"

are you serious right now bro 

A phrase common used by sustainable individuals with a healthy, wealthy life.
Friend: Bro my dog died
You: Are you serious right now bro

Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer 

When your friends Freon made a joke and you made it worse and used it in urban dictionary
Daimian I’m fucking the doom slayer

Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer

Pardon Me, Are You Aaron Burr, Sir? 

Alexander: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?