by latrisha February 16, 2008
Get the baby wipe mug.First you stick an ice cream cone (or 2) up your partner or sex buddy's anus. Then you take a shit right in the cone. After that you will then stuff the whole cone including the poop into your mouth all the way until your face is their butt hole. After that whoever ate the poop will eject it out of there mouth all over themselves. The other person will then wipe it down with their tongues thus the name is ice cream wipe down. This is recommended for the older sex lovers. Preferably 55 and up. The poop has been scientificaly proven to heal wrinkles, and this does not require teeth.
6 year old: Grandpa why do you smell like shit
Grandpa: me and your grandma just had an ice cream wipe down.
6 year old: But how does ice cream make you smell like shit.
Grandpa: because an ice cream wipe down is when your grandpa eats a cone of shit out of your grandma's asshole and then throws it up all over the place and gets eaten by grammy.
6 year old: Ill have to share that with all my friends at school.
Grandpa: me and your grandma just had an ice cream wipe down.
6 year old: But how does ice cream make you smell like shit.
Grandpa: because an ice cream wipe down is when your grandpa eats a cone of shit out of your grandma's asshole and then throws it up all over the place and gets eaten by grammy.
6 year old: Ill have to share that with all my friends at school.
by oldmansex Aka Bigdaddy July 4, 2009
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A term from paintball. To intentionally remove or wipe off paint after being eliminated from a game in an effort to continue to play.
by Paintball.Charon August 24, 2005
Get the Wipe mug.(Future tense) The cleanup that the persons, places or things require after a love act. Often referred to as toweling off when the action is taking place.
"That was spectacular... no really, I mean it. You came, you saw, you conquered... aaaaaannd now I'm gonna need thorough wipedown."
by Clark Cougar's May 20, 2005
Get the wipedown mug.the quick, and usually hasty, cleaning of a public toilet seat with toilet paper before taking a dump. Usually, done hastily in lieu of a paper toilet seat cover, or in the case of a dumping emergency.
George had barely enough time for a hasty wipe-down at the taco bell toilet after he had that nasty challupa.
by Kimpy April 22, 2008
Get the wipe-down mug.Someone like a fuck wipe except they use a fuck wipe to clean any stain made by seamen or vaginal fluids.
Someone find me a fuck wiper, I fucked this bitch so hard the whole bed smells like dead fish from her vaginal fluids. And don't forget the seamen on the the head board. That's it... yah ok bend over more... there we go. Damn thats nice underwear you got on... oh my god wht the fuck is that coming out of your ass! Get yourself a fuck wipe!
by L2L1 March 28, 2005
Get the fuck wiper mug.A term used instead of saying someones name, or as a nickname. Also an act of cleaning something, where a wet cloth or sponge is used to wipe it.
by Jordan Sim April 1, 2008
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