Whispering Wind

When you deem someone the scum of the internet. So you go undercover, befriend that person in real life, and one night while the troll is sleeping, you slowly crouch over their face, spread your ass cheeks, and quietly fart into the eyes of the beast. Causing an infection, permanent blindness, and the eventual removal of their eyeballs. Effectively ending the reign of terror on the internet.

Bro, I found GamerNerd246 the other day and gave him the whispering wind. He won't be bothering you anymore.

by Pregnasty May 2, 2021

Garbage wind

The stinky wind that blows up into your face when you open a garbage chute in an apartment building.

Garbage dust flew into my eye when I was hit by the garbage wind from the chute.

by BayswaterGirl November 10, 2021

reap the wild wind

"Cutting up" or "putting an end" to the wild, radical, rebellious, etc people.

Reap the wild wind"Do me a favor, please reap the wild wind please"

by The_Express22 March 9, 2022

Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.

My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret

by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022

Hot-Wind-Earthquake

Verb: To perform oral sex on your partner's genitals by blowing a raspberry

By blowimg out air and skaing her head back and forth, my girlfriend gave me a hot-wind-earthquake.

by Quaz the silly January 30, 2022

Goblin Wind

A most noxious expulsion of flatulence with malicious intent.

He released the goblin wind with the windows up, causing his niece to lose her lunch on the back seat of the Subaru.

by Wqrdsmith September 18, 2021

it winds

If something is high-end, and custom-built to a specific purpose. By analogy to an expensive watch.

Man, I just got the new iPhone. They come in purple now, and it winds!

by sdfvvf September 22, 2021