Windows ME

A piece of shit. The worst OS Microsoft has ever put out.

OH SHIT Windows ME blue screened again. Figures!

by Andy September 7, 2004

Windows

A 32-bit operatijng system designed by the Microsoft corporation. Favored by many users due to its ease of use, deprecated by many geeks because of a myriad of reasons, and Yet Another thing to have a religious war about.

I use Linux because I just don't like Windows. That's it.

by Dennis October 15, 2003

Windows

A definition on Urban Dictionary used by minority Apple fans to whine about Windows because there's not much else to do on a mac.

Tired of playing with the dock and dashboard widgets, the mac user opened up Internet Explorer: Mac Edition to create anti-microsoft definitions on urbandicionary.

Meanwhile, the Windows user played Half-Life 2, glad he had an OS with developers.

by cynical1 July 25, 2008

windows

Glass panes common in the walls of buildings, especially sky scrapers, allowing people inside to see the outside and to let light in.
Windows have been around for thousands of years, although they were originally just holes in the walls of buildings, without any glass panes.

Windows should not be confused with the remarkably unstable and virus-susceptible Windoze.

Yesterday, I was wondering if it was raining or not, so I looked outside through the windows and saw that it was, in fact, raining. Without my windows, I could have gotten wet.

by Glasshole June 23, 2004

window eating

window eating

verb; the act of consuming window pane LSD which is when LSD has been absorbed or encapsulated by a gelatin substrate. Also known as window licking, window pane or 4-way . the end result of this action is the experience of powerful hallucinations and sensory distortion in the user that is... just... just fantastic.

1Hey Rodolgo, what are you doing later?
-Oh man i was going to go window eating tonight, want to come with?
Sure! is it any good?
- its good! real good! old family shit!

2 gaot any acid?

-sure if want window pane!
-i would love to go window eating

3 what did he just take?
- oh he went window eating and will be tripping his face off!

by manabouttown212 April 7, 2013

windows

An idea created by the wiggles for an operating system, then bill gates started, by stealing everything he could get his hands on.

Let sing a song, Wake up jeff, the wiggles is on the computer now.

by ReDucTor August 8, 2003

window

Ghetto way of saying "when" and "though"

Baby mama: when am i getting my damn child support?
Man: ill pay yew ur sh*t, I just don't know window

by synyster_gates12_27 June 7, 2011