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ur aunt a cunt

The worst insult of all. Way worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramp a tramp, ur sister a mister, and ur brother a mother combined. It even beats the famous No U. Only use in the most drastic situation. (Instantly transforms you into a god when said)
Jerry: ur mom gay
Jason: ur dad lesbian

Jerry: ur granny tranny
Jason: ur gramp a tramp
Jerry: no u
Jason: you leave me no choice I now call the words of gods that will annihilate you
Jerry: do hoe you won’t

Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Jerry: *dies of AIDS, HIV, and Cancer combined*
by Jsmahser May 25, 2018
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bobs ur uncle

it a expression of saying correct in an archaic language
watch the episod eof teen titansg0 where robin fights da queen suing soda and tea bobs ur uncle
by underdogs_maze November 25, 2019
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ur dad lesbian

a comeback to roast people with cuz you epic
by urmomishellagayy May 28, 2019
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Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister
Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.
by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018
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ur gerbil pansexual

This insult is to only been used in extreme circumstances as it can can cause mass hysteria and global gang rape of 4 year olds
Jake: "ur bro homo"
Kyle:" ur granny trannie"
Jake: "ur dog nignog"
Kyle:"ur gerbil pansexual"
*Any living organism spontaneously combusts
by Angry unicorn 276 June 6, 2018
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thinkin with ur dick

When a girl or guy places sex above most other things eg friends, work, study, their other relationships
“Dude, don’t fuck her it’ll destroy your friendship with mike. Just stop thinkin with ur dick.”
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by SnaveBelac October 30, 2017
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Ur Mom Ugly

A term which is often used to tell somebody that his/her mother is not good-looking.
Jim:"Yo Ron, Ur Mom Ugly"
or
Jimmy:"U a Garen main?!, Ur Mom Ugly"
by Tasty Virus February 20, 2018
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