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wood pusher

a no tallent wannabe who thinks that what they do is extream or hard. the kids at the skate parks who do the same line every time, and cry when someone gets in their way. they think that they are cool cuz they can grind a rail for 5 seconds.

Q:what do skateboarders do when they aren't going to land a trick?
A:kick their gay boards away and land on their feet.

same question for skaters
A:take the fall get the fuck and and try again
wood pusher:omg these kids are getting in my way of doing the same trick that i just did. here comes that damn skater(quick call him a fruit booter)

skater:stfu you think what u do is hard, try grinding a rail for more than two seconds. better yet try jumping over a sidewalk with a 5ft piece of grass behind it onto a rail that is about chest high and grind the whole thing.
by alpha1 skater November 6, 2008
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Chopping Wood

by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015
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The Wood Chipper

It is a sexual term for when during anal intercourse, a man hits the woman so hard in the stomach that she vomits.

Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper
Joe stuck his wood in her ass and it came out the other side! He gave her the wood chipper!
by WNM July 24, 2006
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chris wood

A chris wood is someone who demonstrates the audacity of a bullfighter by pulling big dangerous tricks on a skateboard.
by onebrother January 21, 2008
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wood chipper

doing a girl doggie style while she's puking
I gave my sweet girl a wood chipper Friday night after she drank those two bottles of cold duck
by una knight March 17, 2005
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Winton woods

A school we’re the football team rule everything, a place we’re the teachers be dick riding if u ain’t got uniform on, a school we’re all the hoes be at, football team is live but basketball team can’t win a game this season @mr ward
U see Winton woods basketball team they ass fr especially that y’all talk ass nigga Aaron he shit but Damari,tony,Kendall live
by Winton woods December 14, 2019
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alastair wood

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids
alastair wood get away from hose kids
by Uncle Jimmy July 11, 2016
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