Megan

Run!!!!

When you meet a Megan...RUN

by -sister April 17, 2021

Megan

literally insane. There is a high chance she will get you. If you come into contact with one, contact emergency services immediately.

"Hi my name is Megan!"
"EVERYONE PLEASE EVACUATE THE BUILDING!"

by Doggiewattie November 24, 2023

Megan

A girl who loves to date online

"Did you hear that will's dating again, its probably megan"

by jsdlkjfjsdlkfj October 19, 2019

Megan

While they actually spell their name correctly, Megans are assholes. Like a fun asshole, but still kind of an asshole.

Do you know Megan?

Meghan G?

No, Megan M.

Oh, ew.

by Itsmemegan November 23, 2021

megan the dopest

Is defined as a beautifuly talented and exceptionally magnificent. She has dyed black hair and has brown eyes. With a height of 5'2" she has every man in the rooms attention when she comes into any place or room. She is competent and confident but she'll most likely tell you otherwise. You're just not that important to her because your wit is match for hers. If you run into a Megan just remember that she is the dopest and never let go.

Do you know that girl?

No? Why should I?
Because she is Megan the dopest.

by The Realist One Yet December 19, 2024

Megan

Megan is a useless bitch

I can’t believe you’re a megan

by The kid who is January 14, 2020

Megan

The most retarted name in the world. Don't go to close to this girl and don't ever fuck with her or she will piss you off and fuck you and then you'll get a cockprint in your legs.

Elliot: Hey did you see megan last night?
Greg: ya she was jockin on my dick all night!
Kyle: DAMN she got game bitch

by Guy249 October 27, 2021