Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?
Have you been garden gnoming lately?
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Garden hose

Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.
I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.
by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
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Garden hose

Something two idiots argue over.
The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.
by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021
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Garden hose

Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.
No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
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Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus
I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.
by Richey0134 August 11, 2021
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Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2019
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Sally Garden

A person who is hinting for something so they drop little hints like seeds without directly saying what they want.

Like you usually been had or guilted when you get Sally Gardened by a Sally Gardener.

“So, I’m about to be evicted and not getting paid for another month. Did your EBT card hit yet? Oh it did, that’s cool. I’m about to go see that ho Jennie. She always got something cooking. Hope she has wings and corn. I got this little bottle left for her and I to sip on. Oh you wouldn’t mind grabbing some corn at the store would you? I’ll give you a few sips off this Henny.”
Girl, stop trying to Sally Garden me for those Jordan’s.

Oh, okay Sally Gardener. I hear you saying you’re broke, so just ask me for a twenty.
by Bonanza1234 April 19, 2020
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