Austin Cartledge

Bernie from Shark Tale

Austin Cartledge looks like Bernie from Shark Tale

by KING MCMORRAN IV October 5, 2022

Austin John Rahmann

A free spirited individual that suffers from autism and never hops on the game. He enjoys music and festivals and old Pontiac’s as well as being a firefighter, dude loves drinking heavily and poking people on their noses while drunk and shits without clothes on. Ask him to hop on whenever, he’ll hop on 10 minutes before bed. This dude is IMPOSSILE to get on the game because he’s always sleeping or drinking or laying mad pipe on his boyfriend Parker

“Yo dude when is Austin John Rahmann hopping on the game”

“Never, he’s Austin John Rahmann.”

by Kittiefucker6000 October 6, 2025

Austin

Austin is the most loving, incredible, caring, and the most amazing person you will ever met in your entire life. He's the type of guy you think you can't fall any more in love with, yet you do, everyday. He's a one in a million type of person. Once you have the pleaser of having an Austin in your life, never let them go. He makes it impossible to not fall in love with him. if you have him as a friend, or boyfriend, hold on tight. He is the loyalist person you could have in you life. He jumps through any hoops for the ones he loves, even if he doesn't love you, even if he hates you, he will still show compassion to you, which is the sign of a fantastic person. Love him well, or someone else will. i love you babe.

you can't not love austin

by manbat_06 June 25, 2023

Austin

Austin is a prick that doesn't like anybody, he tends to fail math very easily and doesn't do very good at listening. He mugs homeless people and kisses married women, and dates the school whore. Overall a very good sexy person and very lovable. He's very fruity on the side but nobody knows about that.

Austin: Me and chase did anal last night\
Me: Why didn't you let me join
Austin: you never asked

by Austin_fucked_my_brother January 29, 2022

Austin

That gay bitch who sucks too much dick

Damn that austin was soo good but gay asf

by Claudia foster May 10, 2022

Austin

Nice on the outside mean on the in he might look all nice and lovey but he's not yall ever listen to that song cowboy Casanova by Carrie underwood that's the definition of Austin

Random dude: hey who's that guy that bashed out my window

Guy 2: oh you don't know Austin

by That's it folks August 23, 2021

Austin

A man that is afraid of rejection

Austin: I wanna ask he out but I’m scared to

by Deez_Snuts June 9, 2022