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library air

An unbelievably nasty fart, whether on purpose or just bubbled it's way out of the public etiquette dissenters ass, that is a public killer worse than anthrax, SARS, avian bird flu, swine flu, mad cow disease, cancer, west nile virus and AIDS combined and especially worse when silent.

Coined from the time I went with a friend of mine to the library so he could renew his library card and rent music CDs and while bent over I started to smell an odor so foul it had to have come from a fat person's ass so I look over at him to whisper if he farted and smiled only to say "Yeah! Hehehe!" I had to move away from the immediate radius for fear of nuclear radiation that silently crept from his ass.

It's a nasty public fart.
Jesus, what's with the library air? Noone wants to smell your last taco!
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
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Air Lingus

The sexual act of going down on a girl whilst slam dunking a basketball
"Dude did you hear Mike did some Air Lingus on Jennifer last night"
by Ya Boi Tungulus October 30, 2017
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air muffin

steps to making a air muffin: first you must muster up the most rank, rancid fart your ass can produce. next fart into palm of hand and cup tightly. with nasty ass-air in your hand find a inocent mofo and blow the ass-air all over innocent fucks face. declare your victory by hollaring "air muffin." word.
"aw man did you see tom air muffin the shit out of cindy?"
"cindy that poor mofo, she got ass-air allll over her face."
by j.corn November 26, 2006
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Air-Marshall

The physical manifestation of complaining. Good at world of tanks though.
“Air-Marshall is complaining.”
“When isn’t he?”
by Bord Rave April 25, 2019
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Walk-by Air

The smell that occurs when someone walks by, it can be negative or positive depending on the individual- however it is most frequently bad.
"His walk-by air smelled like shit. Damn that boy stink, he need to shower! You know that dick smell like cheese and rotting potatoes."
by sassykitty420xx69 September 16, 2022
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air dumping

When a chick is flapping her ass checks together with her hands on her knees to the beat of an afroamerican song
That bitch at the club is air dumping to the new young jeezy song.
by dogma421 May 10, 2018
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air France

by ya know? October 8, 2023
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