Skip to main content

Walking Whale

A walking whale is metaphor for some one who you see that is immense and overly obese.
Did you see that guy in the food court? He was a total walking whale!!!!
by guitarvirtuoso14762 October 4, 2011
mugGet the Walking Whalemug.

Whale Hook

The act of forming a cup with your hand and sneaking up behind someone you hate and in one swift motion reach between their legs and grab their balls pulling them as hard as possible into the pelvis rendering them helpless.
It was a very bad day indeed when the vicious whale hooking accident left Mr. Foster unable to ever reproduce.
by the_taint_yodeler November 7, 2013
mugGet the Whale Hookmug.

Saving Whales

The act of taking a shower together to conserve water; in which this act usually consumes more water than the original two showers, because of the sexual acts usually encountered during the process
Woman: "I'm about to go take a shower."
Man: "Well, I think we should start saving whales more often. You know, the environment needs all the help it can get."
by foxygranpa April 30, 2015
mugGet the Saving Whalesmug.

Whale Call

Whenever I hear "whale call," I think of "booty call." So a whale call is a booty call... for fat people. BOOM!
Juan: Yo man, had a whale call last night!
Pedro: Dude, didn't know you like fat chicks!
Juan: Well I'm fat, too. And I like my girls with some curves!
by SuperFreak15616351 June 29, 2013
mugGet the Whale Callmug.

whale boss

by Tozieman January 19, 2019
mugGet the whale bossmug.

Whale Pod

When a Whale Whisperer gets multiple chubby girls to acquiescence to his will a the same time they form a Whale Pod. These Whales (Chubby Girls) receive acceptance and social interaction with one another, but more importantly they received the approbation they each craved from the Whale Whisper. In return for this they willingly submit their bodies for the sexual pleasure and attended to his every ordinary need.
That evening each Sperm Whale of the Whale Pod put on a Whale Show for the Whale Whisper taking a turn to masturbate as he watched. They knew he greatly enjoyed hearing each Whale Song when they climaxed.
by mck73 February 12, 2014
mugGet the Whale Podmug.

beaver - whale

A cross between a beaver and a whale. Obviously not existent but used normally as an insult to someone who is abnormally large and very hairy. A beaver - whale can also used to describe someone very lazy and does little with their life.
person 1: 'look at grandma, she has been sitting there all day doing nothing!'

person 2: 'she acts like such a beaver - whale'
by cheekydinosaur1234 February 20, 2011
mugGet the beaver - whalemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email