The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
by buttfinger December 10, 2013
A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .
Sometimes making comments, or just watching.
Sometimes making comments, or just watching.
: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.
: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.
: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.
by Keith02k March 21, 2024
When bowling, a split is where you have two pins left, one on each side. The European split is where you have two pins left on each side.
by Dirty Antwan June 09, 2022
Is Lola single?
Yeah, her and her boyfriend are a fresh split, so she might be a little vulnerable right now.
Yeah, her and her boyfriend are a fresh split, so she might be a little vulnerable right now.
by gemgalgetsheated February 01, 2020
He looks very Split The Potato
by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 06, 2022
"look at that dude's Zorro Split!"
by YourMomsFather May 22, 2021
When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 07, 2022