Grass

Something u should touch if ur a Discord mod.

Discord mods: Hey kitten ilysm that I will give u all my life savings and I'll never go outside and touch grass

by Imagine using UD in 2022 June 10, 2022

Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.

Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.

by Pialinist April 13, 2023

Touch Grass

Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off

Hey, touch grass old man!

by Leftforlife June 16, 2024

Blade of Grass

Term coined by the greatest service industry professional ever Davina. A blade of grass is a purposeless object, thing, or person that serves no purpose. It is presently there and noticeable but can also be forgotten very easily.

“I wish Stella wasn’t her usual blade of grass self. It was almost like I was working alone today.” #lonely

by Young Money D-Money July 26, 2024

touch grass

“touch grass” is a term used to tell someone to spend some time outdoors or in nature. Usually after they spend a lot of time indoors.

“He’s been gaming all day, your friend really needs to touch grass”

by bnakusaki September 8, 2025

Grass

A common plant that comes in large numbers

Something League of Legends players can't touch

"Ratio eats grass"

"Go touch some grass"

by Alon the donut June 5, 2022

Grass-patch

The action of patching freshly grinded weed on top of weed that has only been hit one or two times. One may use this method to refresh a bowl, bong, or any other piece, for the next in rotation.

"hey man, can you grass-patch that bowl for me? I wanna take a fresh hit of that purp"

by CIark Kennt June 6, 2018