People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
Get the Garden hosemug. When you spend at least 24 hours in the same clothing, often unshowered, not leaving your home or the home of your closest friend. Activities include doom scrolling, watching trashy movies, drinking tea. Done in pairs.
by mememepickles February 21, 2025
Get the grey gardeningmug. I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
Get the Garden hosemug. Holcomb Garden Center closing after 52 years as new shopping centers planned for Hixson, Fort Oglethorpe sites
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the Holcomb Garden Centermug. A very popular Roblox game that has you make a garden with plant seeds that have varying rarities
For a better Def go play the game on Roblox
For a better Def go play the game on Roblox
by Absolute Rizzler May 25, 2025
Get the Grow A Gardenmug. Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.
by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018
Get the garden meditationmug. Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"
Usual response, that doesn't exist!
Exactly. I'm all out.
Usual response, that doesn't exist!
Exactly. I'm all out.
by Jackaction December 31, 2016
Get the garden of give a shitmug.