bitter man tears

The product of agonizing sorrow and the only type of crying men are permitted.

Man 1: Bro, did you hear they've canceled the Superbowl this year?
Man 2: I've been weeping bitter man tears all morning.

by Sports Machine Phil August 21, 2011

White People Tears

The tears of the superior race

The black man claimed he was drinking "white people tears". After taking a slurp, the black man wrenched in a fiery pain, the reaction was similar to a demon being soaked in holy water.

by The Anrgy Molester September 19, 2016

tears

animal lover

omg its a marino

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Trail of Tears

When you go on a strict diet of only hot sauce and chilies for three days and then blow your load directly into a girls eyes. It burns so bad she will leave a trail of tears.

So I gave her a trail of tears last night.....now she is legally blind

by Jamie Malinquetoast December 13, 2009

Trail of Tears

When a guy brings home a broad, he proceeds to pound her like a jackhammer in the ass, get his nut (she cant have hers), then, the most important part, steal the chicks phone, kick her out of the house and make her walk back to her house, which distance must be longer than 4 miles. Hence, the Trail of Tears. You can make her wear a headdress for effect if you want

Man, Wingo, i thought i didnt like that girl DR, so why did you take her home last nite?

oh dont worry, i made her walk the trail of tears.

That a boy wingo! Headdress too?

oh yeah, no other way!

by John Torrisi February 20, 2009

fuck'a'tear

adj.; boys that act like smart asses commonly known as Stratton! ---

When they don't read properly to see that what I posted actually said "SOUTH AMERICA!" they can fuck'a'tear for me!

by D May 6, 2005

black tear

When an elite member of a gang gets killed

Damn, the Kreed got some black tears last night.

by RichieG May 10, 2005