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The Polar system

Can you take a polar bear and put it in an orphanage to steady population
The line at this restaurant is too long they should really use the Polar system in this place
by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021
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immeme system

Memes are a virus. If they do not constantly change, they will not receive the lols, rofls, and lmaos. They will not be passed along.

The unspecified organs that stop memes from spreading and destroying their host form the immeme system. This is a reactive system, in that we must see the memes before we get used to them and build resistance. Crocodiles have an innate system; they find no joy in life.
MAN 1: "Aw, I have been laughing nonstop. I think my HIV/AIDs is affecting my immeme system."
MAN 2: "You might have to become a crocodile."
*man 1 shoots man 2. His immeme system is still comprised*
by RealNossis April 20, 2018
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The Balled Bald System

The Balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad
The Balled Bald systems works as follows A sunny day is Balled, a rainy day is bald.
by Siddwell740 October 10, 2022
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c&p system

Even scammers have a c&p system.
by Murkymotley January 24, 2023
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Plagiarized information synthesis system

The correct name for what is sometimes called AI
You "Did you see that google released a new Plagiarized information synthesis system ?"

"Wow. Does this PISS remove copyright from its training data even quicker than the previous PISS?"
by moose_mousse March 4, 2025
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THE SYSTEM

Something you can trust, the system will keep you safe, out of trouble and will help you through any problem, the system will set you free.
The System: Repeat after me ”The System will set me free”
You: The System will set me free
by The Hattman November 4, 2020
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Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
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