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strategic 'Stamps-spending

Where you cleverly dodge the state "snack tax" by mostly using just cash-funds from your SSI check to purchase "basic staple" items like milk, cereal, produce, meat, etc, and reserve the allotment on your Food Stamps card for buying soft drinks, seltzer water, dry-roasted nuts, and other equally-simple stuff that's really just an ordinary everyday comestible, also, but the greedy government classifies it as a "snack food" so that they can charge you sales-tax if you use regular cash to pay for it, but the tax is "forgiven" if you buy it with Food Stamps.
I bought some bulk-bottles of unsalted dry-roasted peanuts so I'd have several months' worth of healthy snacks to munch on throughout the day, and by using strategic 'Stamps-spending, I saved several dollars in sales-tax.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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under stamp

(Noun) When a woman is menstruating and has intercourse with a man and leaves a mark around his genitals.
Girl look at this under stamp you left on me.
by Grim Bongmaster January 7, 2017
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Squid Stamp

A new Motorcycle rider, called a Squid, does not tuck in zee shirt and gets a sunburn on zee back.
After the long sunny ride the squid had an awesome squid stamp on zee back.
by The-Yashua November 22, 2022
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vader stamp

The penis head aka the crown is said to look like Darth Vader's head. The Vader Stamp is the action of a man stamping a woman's head with the penis head.
Han Solo Vader stamped Leia during fellatio.
by StopTheStamp December 13, 2014
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Water stamp

Water stamping is when you wet a hairy mans asshole and put it on your face

it has to be soaking
Jeremy: my grandfather told me he water stamped my grandma all the time
by Extyix :) October 26, 2021
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