Soggy Corndog

A soggy corndog is when one individual, having a penis, ejaculates on a condom prior to sexual intercourse with a female. The sperm on the condom draws the condom obsolete in sexual acts. There is no practical use for the soggy corndog.

Theo: “Bro I can’t believe this, this is my 3rd pregnancy this year, with 3 different girls!”
Logan: “Theo you can’t just keep soggy corndogging girls, they’re obviously gonna get pregant!”
Theo: “Bro I just can’t do it any other way.”

by Notzev August 14, 2021

soggy wife

Soggy Wife

A term described to a wife/partner who is submissive and never makes a decision for themselves without prompting.

Can't believe how quiet and shy Michelle was last night, she's a right Soggy Wife.

by Little Sausage January 5, 2017

Soggy Lettuce

When a man finishes inside a female and the discharge drips down the lips of a female vagina.

Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, ‘I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.

by Nipple Knockers December 21, 2023

Soggy Slipper

Inserting your foot inside a woman's vagina. Think fisting for a big girl.

Jack did it with two girls at once, and had a matching pair of soggy slippers.

by Wolfling July 26, 2016

Soggy

A term used to describe something or someone who is depressing and sucks the life out of everything around it.

Man that girl Emily, she is super soggy

by BUttface February 9, 2015

Soggy Hannah

When multiple men ejaculate on Hannah and the last one to ejaculate gets to eat her out!

Man we had a blast at the party we did a soggy Hannah!!

by Skeetlikeawaterhose August 20, 2018

soggy broom

When your pubic hair is full of coital juices and you take it across the face of your partner.

We wrapped up a lunch time quicky and I gave them a soggy broom.

by Slappy whiskerbiscut November 17, 2016