Soggy Pouch

A well-used female genitalia that is sopping wet.

My mate fucked that dirty bitch who looks like a smack-head and wanders around town on Market Day. He said she had a proper Soggy Pouch and it was like poking his bell-end into mushy banana.

by Grifty May 20, 2011

Soggy West Virginia

When you release your "special fluids" on a close cousin.

I went to the family reunion and soggy west virginia'd my cousin Mary Sue.

by Guillermo Pistol Dragon November 8, 2011

soggy paddle

A sweaty ballsack sagging and sticking to your leg.

Mid June in East Texas is soggy paddle primitive.

by Adam Shakira May 5, 2014

Soggy Santa Hat

When Christmas Eve comes and you and your lover have great hot sex and the male proceeds to finish in a santa hat that the lover wears at breakfast at Christmas morning

This Soggy Santa Hat is the symbol of our love for Christmas

by Anal Tornado December 13, 2014

Soggy Hiss

An intoxicated female trying to say her name

"My nammme is Soggy Hiss"

by Crumpler September 19, 2015

Soggy Hood

when you're in a lecture sitting behind someone wearing a hood, and you jizz in their hood and wait patiently for it to start raining

I just gave Johnny the ol' soggy hood

by Harrjjudd96 October 10, 2015

soggy meat

When a male ejaculates on his penis. It is then called soggy meat.

After jerking him off, Luke really likes playing with Kenny's soggy meat.

by TipToez September 7, 2016