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couch slut

a person who chooses to always sleep on the couch rather than their own bed. This person does not sleep on the couch because he/she does not own a bed, but rather in preference for the couch's physical beauty over the bed's internal qualities (i.e. springs, memory foam, or other) and their relationship (proximity of the bed to the couch; this being generally short). Further qualities of this individual is that he/she will sleep on the couch at any time of day not only night; he/she will enjoy quickies (short naps) or extended periods of enjoyment (7-10 hours of sleep).
Shane: "Dude when I woke up this morning for class Mike was sleeping on the couch again!"
Kevin: "Doesn't he have a bed? What a couch slut!"
by shane-o! March 14, 2008
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slut rock

I'll bang Ashley without a rubber since she's hot and on the slut rock.
by XLNZ April 23, 2011
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Cruise Slut

A woman that signs up for a Singles Cruise, gets smashed every night on the boat and proceeds to screw as many guys as possible. Of course the woman denies it to the rest of the group, yet her roommate tells everyone she has enough condoms and lube to fuck an army!
"Did you get a piece of that cruise slut? Yeah...I did her in my cabin last night."
by captain of the seas October 4, 2007
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sleep slut

One who sleeps frequently and is able to accumulate excess hours of sleep above beyond the mean. Sleep sluts are able to fall asleep indiscriminately and value sleep above all else.
Within minutes of boarding the commuter train Mark was fast asleep. Marks sleep slut powers were legendary in that he was always able to wake before his stop.
by rjv August 3, 2005
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pot slut

one who is ALWAYS where the pot is without contributing moneys towards the pot. ALso just simply someone that smokes all the time and they are just broke and mooch off other people
oh we wanna get sum weed, carl u wanna throw in on this? Carl "um im broke sorry" damn it carl ur such a pot slut!!
by 4$tar April 10, 2008
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slut fucker

Someone who craves fucking sluts, and only sluts. They get off on the high possibility of catching vd's and std's. They often also don't wear condoms as this increases the chance of diseases and enhances the pleasure.
Dewy: Man, ur such a slut fucker.
Nello: Wat's wrong with that?
Dewy: The fact u crave walking std's.
Nello: Man that shit is hot
Dewy: Ur a freak
by dewy June 21, 2006
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Slut Bath

Similar to the Pirate Bath, a Slut Bath is performed by people who smell quite rank but simply do not have the time for a full bath, like a prostitute.

The person in question takes a wet wash rag or wad of napkins, sometimes soaps them slightly, then washes the under arms, neck and private areas vigorously.
Amy: "I have an interview in 15 minutes and I smell like crap!"

Sheila: "Don't worry, run to the bathroom and take you a Slut Bath. You'll be fine."
by Fried Butter September 22, 2009
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