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simulpuneity

When two people in a conversation think of the same joke, or pun, at the same time.
Can be used like the popular usage of "Jinx" after two people say any word at the same time: when both people say, or know that the other is thinking, the same joke, punchline, retort, or pun, they can both say: "Simulpuneity!"
by serendipidoc April 16, 2010
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Simule

The act of trying to repeat a fart-like sound (such as scraping a chair leg on the ground, or the air escaping from a cushion as you sit on it) so that others around you know that it wasn't actually you flatulating. This very rarely works.
Everyone in the pews glared at Sue in church as she bobbed up and down on the plastic cushion in her attempts to produce a simule. They simply thought that she had farted and was now trying to disperse the smell.
by zimzamzim August 4, 2010
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simulfap

Jean and I were horny, but we were separated by thousands of kilometers. We decided to simulfap.
by I dream January 6, 2011
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simulstalk

a situation in which the person you are currently stalking online posts something on your profile while you are posting something on theirs
We totally simulstalked the other day when you posted that vegan bacon explosion recipe on ma fahbooks. I was looking at pictures from your cousin's Bat Mitzvah. Looked like a BLAST. Anyway, see ya when i do! Byes.
by Randy Sassafras September 14, 2010
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Simul

The act of a single individual farting and burping simultaneously.
Show some presence, man! That fart and burp were only a second a part. They could have been simul.
by blubbo November 7, 2010
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simultasticrap

1. Describes a situation that is both fantastic and crappy at the same time.
Jenna: I think I failed that math test, but at least I got to sit next to the hot new kid!

Bianca: Sounds simultasticrap.
by whattheeffisgoingon March 5, 2011
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Simultaneously Convertext

Having two conversations while texting the same person
Whenever i simultaneously convertext, I end up getting really confused as to what the hell the other person is referring too.
by Machinarine September 5, 2011
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