Can be used like the popular usage of "Jinx" after two people say any word at the same time: when both people say, or know that the other is thinking, the same joke, punchline, retort, or pun, they can both say: "Simulpuneity!"
by serendipidoc April 16, 2010
Get the simulpuneity mug.The act of trying to repeat a fart-like sound (such as scraping a chair leg on the ground, or the air escaping from a cushion as you sit on it) so that others around you know that it wasn't actually you flatulating. This very rarely works.
Everyone in the pews glared at Sue in church as she bobbed up and down on the plastic cushion in her attempts to produce a simule. They simply thought that she had farted and was now trying to disperse the smell.
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by I dream January 6, 2011
Get the simulfap mug.a situation in which the person you are currently stalking online posts something on your profile while you are posting something on theirs
We totally simulstalked the other day when you posted that vegan bacon explosion recipe on ma fahbooks. I was looking at pictures from your cousin's Bat Mitzvah. Looked like a BLAST. Anyway, see ya when i do! Byes.
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Get the Simul mug.Jenna: I think I failed that math test, but at least I got to sit next to the hot new kid!
Bianca: Sounds simultasticrap.
Bianca: Sounds simultasticrap.
by whattheeffisgoingon March 5, 2011
Get the simultasticrap mug.Whenever i simultaneously convertext, I end up getting really confused as to what the hell the other person is referring too.
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