shmeat 

Shmeat- when a penis is no longer than 3 1/2 inches and no more than a 3 inch girth it is also has other names such as : a samuel, an avion,sh-meewee,sh-meatball etc; basically its a small penis

I have a serious case of shmeat.

shmeat by itsmeboii June 16, 2017

Shmeatpean 

n. A very large penis

"Yo did you see how big joes dick is, what a fucking shmeatpean!"

Shmeatpean by Shmeatpean June 27, 2017

Shmee 

Shmee the enigma, a man of myth and legend. Possessing unlimited power, or possibly none. Tibetan monks who study him for a lifetime know less about him than a toddler who first hears his name.

You don't know about shmee

Shmee by Olbatron July 11, 2017

Sheet cray 

When a girl seems normal and shy at first, but is totally crazy in the sack.

That Lizzie is quiet as hell but she's seriously sheet cray, into DP and everything!

Sheet cray by JJOC August 1, 2017

Shmeefy

A small deformed penis.

Omg Did you hear Chase has a Shmeefy!

No way really?

Yeah it's totally disgusting.

Shmeefy by f3dl1m1d October 24, 2017

Shmeat 

Thatsmokingti

Having a small dick

Your such a shmeat.
You got a shmeat

Shmeat by jayzx03 November 13, 2017

Shmeat 

small penis or small 'meat'

jay has a shmeat.

Shmeat by iraqlobster123 November 12, 2017