secret dinner

Literally any dinner an adult goes to and doesn’t happen to invite every friend they have.

Carlos went to another secret dinner so I guess we have to figure out our own dinner.

by Charlie Parsons November 29, 2020

secret agent bitch

When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you

Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?

Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me

by Anterograde February 6, 2022

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by ThatsCapitalism March 11, 2025

secret

lewis is a guy who was very kind and caring at first BUT when you G E T with him he is crazy. he doesnt let you talkt o your friends unless therye G I R LS but guess what??? he can talk to girls... he wont let you even be with friends who are GAY. he will stay friends with people who tried in the past fucking up ur relationship and even if you tell him youre not comfy with him being friends with them he will not CARE about your feelings. he ALWAYS has a way to turn a argument that he starts over no reason and makes it your fault, if you try telling him about serious issues that you would like to talk to someone about he will only say "awh im sorry" and go laugh with his friends on the game. he is tech dating his game and fallen in love with it bc all he does which this is very sad to say but he will wake up, turn on the pc, brush his teeth (thank god) get dressed, sit on his desk and just play his game ALL DAY. even though he does this if youre his girlfriend and you want to play with your friends a argument will occur bc he doesnt like it when you have FUN. if you wanna go out with some friends he will get mad and then go call girls to comfort him bc he loves the attention. if a girl talks bad abt you he will not tell you and instead talk to them about you also. he will never ever let you have guy friends even if you knew them before him? wanna know why? bc he is INSECURE.

"I have a secret! I think I like Lewis!"

"Oh.."

by heyguyssssssssssssssssss July 9, 2025

Secret Bitch

When you start to wonder if your partner is actually a manipulative bitch and you just never noticed before now.

Can also be applied to yourself (i.e. "am I actually a secret Bitch and I never noticed?")

"Mark said it was fine but then later he was really stroppy. I'm beginning to wonder if I've married a Secret Bitch."

by mbebs October 10, 2021

Secret Tek

A secret technique, related to Tek. This may be mocking or genuine appreciate of a manoeuvre that is clearly quite impressive.

Everyone thought he had played his last turn, but then he played the secret tek.

by Errant July 23, 2004

Secret Corndog

When a man keeps his penis a secret so nobody will know he has a penis.

"Now, don't go telling anyone about that secret corndog!"

by Ur Especially Secret Corndog July 17, 2017