Floppa is Satan
by Eatabigmac January 21, 2022
Get the Satan mug.1. Satan: *Punishes the evil*
God: You are evil.
2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.
3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*
God: All goats must die.
4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.
God: You are evil.
2. Satan: *Accepts sins*
God: Every single human being who lied once has to die.
3. Satan: *Has goat as his head*
God: All goats must die.
4. Satan: *Accepts everyone*
God: I hate gays, women, and other religions.
by half gay and half straight March 11, 2019
Get the Satan mug.guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''
(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''
(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass
by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021
Get the Crawling/crawled out of satans ass mug.by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021
Get the Satan's handy mug.You are reading a hentai manga, and you recite the entire bible in 3 seconds with your eyes rolled back. Satan then summons and sticks his red pecker into your eyeballs. It slithers around your skull, and through your other eye and into your mouth. You start throwing up blood as Satan gives you the best pleasure you have ever had. You are lying down as Satan facefucks you at the speed of sound. He leaves you on the ground to die in complete pleasure after he releases his sulfur semen inside of you.
by IlDisTorTlI July 17, 2023
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