Rusty Taco

an older womans vagina(80 years or older) usually dripping an odd smelling substance.

jay and deans mom has a rusty taco

by owhole October 13, 2008

Rusty Tromblumpkin

A mixture between a rusty trombone and a blumpkin.

In a Rusty Tromblumpkin, the male recieves a hand job while depositing feces directly into another person's mouth.

No one talked to Catye anymore since her mouth reeked of feces from giving Matt a Rusty Tromblumpkin.

by Dan Stover January 17, 2008

rusty the squirrel

Tonguing a girl's cornhole while teabagging her. An equal-opportunity rusty trombone, mixed with a little nut hidin' action!

She was expecting an ordinary 69; he was lucky she didn't bite his balls off when he went all Rusty the Squirrel in her ass.

by Rusty69 December 24, 2008

rusty bagpipes

While having one girl blow you and another one simultaneously lick your ass and fondle your nut sac, you fart.

While Tiffany was sucking my dick I gave Jessica the rusty bagpipes.

by Matt & Dan November 24, 2006

rusty casper

After completing anal sex with a female, the female removes the semen filled condom, ties it into a knot and furthermore inserts it into the rectum of the male.

Yo, I was like fuckin this girl in the ass and before I knew it she gave me a fuckin rusty casper. Cunt ass bitch.

by J Eats May 8, 2006

Rusty Monk

The act of ass-fucking a girl, getting shit on your cock, and then alternating between fucking the anus and the vagina.

I was ass-fucking Cheri last night, and I decided to switch over to the pussy for the Rusty Monk. It was totally sweet.

by Knobby3 July 22, 2006

rusty nickels

While performing vaginal intercourse with your partner. Your partner has anal discharge resulting in debris being left on your scrotum.

Like when your woman has a bunch of immodium before going to bed..and you wanna get busy..ya end up with a set of rusty nickels.

"Last night my lady had a major case of the shits, dude I ended up with a pair of rusty nickels."

by pickles37 December 29, 2007