retard roller 

one of those retarded rolling backpacks on wheels. Stupid kids in elementary school ues em a lot

Damn, look at that kid with the retard roller!He looks like a fag!

retard roller by matt May 13, 2005

retard tingles 

An action by someone or something that gives an inundating feeling of embarassment.

He's got no game, his pick up lines give me super sonic retard tingles.

retard tingles by S Buck October 22, 2003

retard chill 

A fierce tremor that courses through the body with rapid force. Usually removes all forms of motor skills for a few seconds, pre- and post- chill. This can be very dangerous and should it occur while driving and/or holding a beverage, you are fucked.

Stacey: What just happened to you, man?
Rachel: That friggin' retard chill just snapped my brain stem.

retard chill by Stacey Boots April 30, 2008

retard convention 

A convention where retarded people connect. Usually results in the death of the bus driver. Activities include sticking your tongue out and rapping.

Person a: Where did Joshua go?

Person b: He went to the retard convention

retard convention by Sped man October 12, 2016

retard gap 

the space between a person's ski goggles and ski helmet that makes them look like a retard. the only thing worse than a retard gap is a retard gap with tufts of hair sticking out from it.

"You have the largest retard gap have ever seen"

retard gap by niggalipnick January 4, 2010

retard bitch 

A miserable excuse for a woman. Often eats tubs of chicken wings and plays tennis, before verbally and physically attacking the poor schmuck who made the mistake of being with her.

The retard bitch needs to be kicked to the curb.

retard bitch by stewbaby September 20, 2015

retard rocket

Word for the short bus that the "special" kids at school ride.

runaway retard rocket!!!!

retard rocket by Potato Reborn March 4, 2004