Beard Petting

While in the process of the Eiffel Tower, (can only be done when the two males are best friends, otherwise is considered gay) the male railing the vag lowers his hand down, and caresses the other males face/beard. Not long after this, the male pumping the bitches face reaches down with the opposite hand, and soflty pets the railers face/beard. Thus completing the circle . . . The pumper then finishes with a pearl necklace, and video tapes the railer completing a fake punt. After the bitch is kicked out of the house, both males will high five, and follow with a "No Homo."

Male 1: Haha, i can't believe we Eiffel Towered that bitch last night.

Male 2: I know right! It's pretty funny that we threw the Beard Petting in there too.

Male 1: Yeah, she never even knew . . . No Homo right?

Male 2: Oh, yeah man, definitely No Homo.

by WuuM December 4, 2010

Crab Potting

The tendency of women in a professional setting, when in trouble, to blame or include other coworkers rather than accept responsibility, or even cover for them. It's derived from the idea that crabs in a boiling pot of water will claw at and drag each other down rather than sacrifice oneself to see any other succeed.

Mike said I need to stop crab potting him, but it's not fair I got yelled at for being late when he was too.

by smuchibuchi October 5, 2011

Putting the hurt on her

When you raw dog a girl in gangbang and cum in her eye with the force of a fire hose

He and the bois were putting the hurt on her last night

by I got the face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 14, 2021

pitting out

to bail, often times when one makes solid plans and then does not show up at the last second, or when one makes a promise and does not follow through or keep the promise

Nick- "Yo, we're all going to the bars tonight."
Meredith- "Awesome! Is Ryan going to come?"
Nick- "He says he is but he'll probably end up pitting out and staying home."

by therealest007 September 12, 2014

Putin

Synonymous to "dick", but much smaller. Rather a microdick or even a nano one.

This evening I'm going to search Pornhub for putin videos.

by dqq March 1, 2022

putsin

Derived from a grade 8 word meaning damn. It was used in place of damn, sh*t. However, the word putsin is not used in derogetory or in an insulting manner. Putsin has commical overtones designed for a comic relief

Daniel: Whoah! Brendon, you just dropped your biology 12 books.
Brendon: Putsin!

Daniel: HAHA, Barbin you just lots in Fantasy Baseball!
Barbin: grr... Putsin!

by DK June 7, 2004

vladimir putin

i hate this man, hes the worst fcking idiot on this planet, he probably has a mental disorder, i want to sho0t myself every time i see him, fvck putin, u look like an albino bat u slvt ahs wh0re man baby, stop attacking ukraine u ugly b1tch slvt.

person a: wtaf that whore is on tv again
person b: ikr what a fucking douche, i hate vladimir putin

by koryoryoryory February 28, 2022