Picky Eater

Someone who doesn’t like Cajun food nor strawberry milk. They are considered uncultured and a picky eater

You don’t like Cajun food nor strawberry milk, you’re such a picky eater.

Picky Eater by Dannyalwaysright May 11, 2025

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Pucker Contraction

When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.

Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.

Pucker Contraction by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025

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Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.

Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.

Puckering Maltesers by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025

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Picky Midget

A short person who has extreme height requirements for someone to date. For example if a woman is 5ft2in tall and her dating profile says she only dates 6ft1in men, she is a picky midget. Originally found in an AITA story of a tall man who rejected a short girl because of her height requirements, even though he met them.

Man that girl is a picky midget, she only wants people over 6ft even though she's 4'11"

Picky Midget by Someone2025 August 7, 2025