pussy poser

When a guy puts his cock and balls in between his legs and closes them all the way. Posing like he has a pussy.

Shawn wayaans in scary movie is such a pussy poser.

by sage thunder April 12, 2010

T-pose Tuesday

A momentous day of the week.

Alan: OMG its fucking tueaday
Bill: T-pose Tuesday?!
Alan: Too fucken' right it is
*They both snap into a T pose*
*Cinematic BWOOOOOON*

by 🤶🏿 June 7, 2018

harry poser

people who act like they know the series of Harry Potter to be cool when in reality it takes them forever to read each book.

WHAT A HARRY POSER! She doesnt even know what she's talking about.

You're only on Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets? What a Harry Poser..she's got a long way to go before becoming a Harry Potthead.

by Harry Potthead Chanaynay July 13, 2010

poser

Someone who follows trends in music and fashion.

poser: OMG this new band Motley Crue are so cool they give me a boner!
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dude:hahaha,you fucking faggot,those aren't chicks,they're men!!!!
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dudes:oh shit what a fucking posery faggot poser that guy is
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dude: yeah man,like i-urn-may-dun,d00d!

by it's not POSEUR you French December 28, 2005

Poleaxed

the term used for drinking way too much and getting completely FUCKED!

Guy 1:lolz yeah Lachies passed out, looking over the toilet already.. and its fucking 10:30 pm

Guy 2:Hahahaha

Guy 1:yeah hes completely Poleaxed, so we gonna go draw on him!

by Belrial October 3, 2008

POSER

{posers are people who call themselves punk are not punk...they are poser!!!!

1:somone who calls themselves punk is a poser.
2:people who listen to Avril are posers.
ex) I am so punk. Avril is a punk too! I want to be just like her!!!

by stephanie May 13, 2005

poser

A poser is someone who goes out of their way to dress or act a certain way, e.g. punk, in order to attract members of the opposite sex or new friends who are into that scene.

she bought that in claires accesories but says she bought it in asha! what a poser!

by niamh brogan May 16, 2006