by TheJello November 27, 2017
Get the diet penismug. Life, life is like a penis.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.
by The AAC December 30, 2015
Get the Penis philosophymug. a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity
by DongSwanson February 18, 2015
Get the boyfriend penismug. by tal nska January 7, 2016
Get the excessive penismug. by Woozerd September 6, 2019
Get the Penis Cancermug. an ordinary penis by day, which by night wears a well designed tiny cape in order to fight for truth, justice and action.
by herotext February 4, 2007
Get the super penismug. When someone circumcised and has a dark skinned penis, but the tip of the penis is pink; thus looking like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwhich.
by Mesoss March 18, 2014
Get the neapolitan penismug.