Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yoo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by Verry bad person December 16, 2019

Patrick Clary

Patrick Clary is the greatest man alive. He can row a 2k in five minutes.

Oh my god did you see that guy who just rowed a 2k in five minutes?
Yeah that was Patrick Clary

by marshyMarshyMarsh November 27, 2021

Patrick Peeper

Someone who looks through your bedroom window while you sleep.

Last night I caught a Patrick Peeper looking through my bedroom window

by Jdawgg August 31, 2017

Joe Patrick swift

Has rock hard abs with a ten inch dick gets all the bitches begging him for love

Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot

by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Cody and Noel Suck Toes December 16, 2019

Patrick

very cute, smart and sexy guy with a big penis mentality

i wanna suck Patrick’s dick!

by itookyourmomsvcard August 11, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is the definition of a perfect friend. They are the cutest people you will ever meet and always funny and kind. Patrick has the most gorgeous eyes and eyelashes known to earth, I mean everyone should be envious. Patrick is shy at first when meeting him but after getting to know him, he's the sweetest guy. Patrick's have the most adorable laugh and smile. Their smiles could light up a whole room.

Boy 1 (lets call him Indiana): I wish I was like him
Girl 1 (Let's call her Ella): I mean duh, he's a Patrick

by @nonymous_;) December 6, 2021