slippery pants

slippery pants - N. derisive term given to a promiscuous person.
see also: sloot, whoore, freak, skank, Paris Hilton's sister

Slippery pants over there will f*@& anything with a pulse.

slippery pants by Hamburger H hubman July 20, 2004

Pirate Pants

Men's shorts that go down to the middle of the calf. Black. Made of material that does NOT unravel when cut, therefore, the bottoms are cut all zig zag to look rugged, but not unraveled. Also, made of material that sheds water rather than soaks it up. Good swim trunks and all round summer wear.

A skull & cross bones on the pocket is a nice touch. Pirates are very untrusting, so the pocket MUST be on the FRONT of the leg (NO side or back pockets) and is usually zippered for security (there are MODERN pirates you know).

If some chick callz me Pirate Pants "Capris" or "Cool-lots" are stab 'er in zee crotch wit' me meat dagger. AARRGGHH!!

Pirate Pants by Cap'n. Jack Sparrow July 31, 2006

These arent even my pants 

phrase used to break an awkward silence, or as a way to catch peoples attention

Dude, these arent even my pants

These arent even my pants by sixpound August 27, 2008

eating pants 

comfortable pants with an expanding option such as an elastic waistband; to be used when overeating to prevent unsightly opening of just the top button of one's pants.

"Joey, why are you wearing maternity pants?"
"These are my eating pants! They expand as I eat more."

eating pants by BecksCadile December 16, 2008

eatin' pants

Pants that allow for a great deal of eating such as at your granny's thanksgiving dinner

Kim didn't wear her eatin' pants to the BBQ and was sad when the button popped and the bottom split.

eatin' pants by AngieN May 30, 2006

poopy pants mcspanksalot 

someone that poops unexpectedly and at the most inconvenient of times; a party pooper; someone who is grumpy.

i just pooped myself and now i hate everything.
wow, you are quite the poopy pants mcspanksalot. wouldn't ya say?

poopy pants mcspanksalot by Poopy-Pants McSpanksalot July 7, 2010

that makes my pants tight

When you see a hottie, or something very nice like a car that you want, its an excellent sentence to describe how you feel about it. Or how whats in your pants feels about it.

Joe: "Dude, look at that Cadillac Escalade."
Alex: "That makes my pants tight."

that makes my pants tight by chostmaster September 6, 2005