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Spam Hunting

In which someone hides cans of Spam in their walls, gets high, then shoots their walls trying to hit the cans of Spam.
I did some Spam Hunting last night.
by ReineGem April 4, 2023
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Spam Slamm

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.
by The Ether Bunny March 8, 2019
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Spam Shaft

The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.

Or

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
by DedicatedkillerRPO April 13, 2009
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Spam Hound

A black girl that only dates white guys.
"I was trying to date her but she said she is not into black guys. Fuckin' spam hound"
by Shaggy Love January 10, 2012
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spam satchel

That girl I shagged last night must have been round the block, cos she had a proper baggy spam satchel
by trisbonky February 20, 2021
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SPAM

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy And I feel like spamming you Spam, you're such a sweet thing Good enough to eat thing And it's just a-what I'm gonna do

Ooh love to spam ya Ooh love to spam ya Ooh spam I love it so Ooh spam you're sweeter Sweeter than sugar Ooh spam I wont let you go
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy And as silly as it may seem The spamin' that you re giving Is what keeps me livin' And your spam is like peaches and cream

Kind-a like sugar Kind-a like spices Kind-a like, like what you do Kind-a sounds funny But your spam honey And honey, I spam you

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got spam in my tummy That your spam can satisfy Spam, you're such a sweet thing Good enough to eat thing And sweet thing, that ain't no lie

I love to spam ya I love to spam ya Ooh spam, I love it so Ooh spam, you're sweeter Sweeter than sugar Ooh spam, I wont let you go

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Sweet thing, yummy yummy Sweet thing Sweet thing, yummy yummy Sweet thing
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 10, 2020
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The day we all celebrate the millions of people that are part of the spam community. We will also celebrate and honor @xenoclip.yt, iggy azealia, and @spamcouncil on instagram. (spam council is a group of spammers that run the spam community)
oh my god!!! girls and gays, it’s International Spam Community Day!!!”
by xenoclip October 19, 2019
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