blow job

v. generally oral sex performed on a male.

by reptiles October 4, 2002

thong job

when a girl removes her thong, grips it in her hand, and uses it to get a guys rocks off

My legs were shaking after she gave me a great thong job.

by chris June 14, 2004

squirrel-job

The act of a man or woman letting a squirrel run around on his or her genitalia, in order for that person to get off...

"Let's go obtain an awesome fucking squirrel so we can get a most excellent squirrel-job."

"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"

by The bogester, Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

b job

another way to say blowjob or bj.

mehn, whens that slut gunna drop down and get you that b job?

by funbot October 3, 2008

Hat Job

When a girl takes the backwards hat worn by a frat bro and rubs it on his penis, using the brim as a nozzle to aim is cum.

-Dude she just gave CJ a dirty hat job!
-Aw man his dick must be swollen to a pulp!

by p-gizzle April 20, 2010

Bug job

Bug Job is someone who is constantly anxious, being irritating, being worried about nothing ,being a pain in the Ass.
Or bringing up something that is non-relevent.

Stop being a bug job.

by Tango January 11, 2017

bloop job

derived from bloops (to poop) a bloop job is similar to a russian jackit/titty fuck except with the butt cheeks.

My girlfriend gave me an awesome bloop job last night, especially when she clenched her cheeks and firmed 'em up

by coborder April 7, 2008