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shower mouse

The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.
I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...
by NWAS January 20, 2017
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Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.
Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”
by Azulay December 13, 2023
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mouse

i bought a 129 dollar gaming mouse
by bozo420 February 21, 2022
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Mouse

An adorable animal that wants to be friends with you! They may seem disguisting at first but once you get to know one it will be your best friend! There are endless activities to do with one! There are many thing you can do to dress it up too!
boy: Is that a mouse? girl: yeah! The most amazing, cute, and sweet rodents!
by Dumple Science fig January 12, 2022
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A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.
Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025
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Mouse

A rodent somewhat smaller than a rat.
Whenever she was around, I would feel like the 4'11" guy in school or at work, almost like a mouse in church. Then when she would go away I would remember that she wasn't all powerful like God or the messiah, she might even be trying bully me.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...
by Trousermouse December 11, 2017
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