Mortal Kombat

Cursed video "game" that was created by the devil to trick our youth into sinning.

"Wow, that really was a Mortal Kombat".

by basicbadger May 11, 2021

The Mortar

when you have sex on an air mattress and right before you finish, you pop a huge hole into the mattress and cum into the air stream onto your partner's face so it arcs like a mortar.

I have to replace my air mattress because of The Mortar happening last night.

by trufflemuffins23 November 1, 2019

derrick mortel

Derrick (meaning manly and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by awesome April 4, 2005

Mortimer

noun.-A Male Having unusually large testicles. Usually with a small or just average penis size that is not in proportion with that of the size of his testicles.
Ant.- un-Mortimer

also shortened to be "mort"

Brandon got pantsed, his ball's are unbelievable, what a mortimer.

by Ransom Hob July 25, 2008

Morter Forker

E-Stalker, loser, goof who takes punches in the face

This chick was scared of the morter forker

by Somechick August 12, 2003

mortlock

Socially retarded and cant get it up and his girlfriend ffi doesnt like him

Ffi- OMG jason is such a mortlock
Dylan- really id say he just a cunt

by Bob geldoff May 6, 2012

Derrick Mortel

Derrick (meaning Awesome and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by awesome April 4, 2005