Morning Rose

Like Morning Wood...but with lipstick stains that make up the "petals" of a rose.

She was a freak last night, had me waking up to a morning rose.

Morning Rose by Obsydaen December 2, 2016

Morning Cup of Hoe 

Sex with a slut/prostitute before your daily schedule.

Random Dude #1: What did you do this morning?
Random Dude #2: Nothing. Just had my morning cup of hoe.
Random Dude #1: Nice... who'd u do it with?
Random Dude #2: Oh... just a whore.

Morning Cup of Hoe by MiNdLeSsSeLfInDuLgEnCe January 17, 2009

morning music

The expelling of gas first thing when you wake .

Him " Hon, good morning"
Her, " Well, you're up, whats' the tune this morning?"
Him, "What do you mean?"
Her, "Well, that morning musicyou never fail to greet me with each new day!"
Him, "I can't help it if I have loud gas!"

morning music by People Watcher December 12, 2009

Morning Aim

When guys cant aim straight to pee in the mornings because of a boner or blurred vision

1. Now I have to clean up all this piss, fuck my morning aim

2. Jeff- Morning aims are the worst,

Kyle- for real bro, piss getting all over ma toilet and floor

Morning Aim by kid punk January 26, 2014

morning mayo 

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired or lazy to go clean up after anal sex.

Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..

morning mayo by an experienced user December 22, 2015

Morning Wood 

When you wake up when your penis is erect

I have a morning wood

Morning Wood by Name69, November 23, 2020

shitty morning

the process of shitting with out wiping then bending over on top of one of your friends while their sleeping, then punching them in the stomach which makes their head spring into your unwiped asshole.

makai: i just gave jack a shitty morning

jack:FUCK!!!!

shitty morning by bitchass111 May 7, 2010