minerals

1. Bullets or any metallic projectile used to shoot and kill enemies or perceived enemies.

2. Semen, ejaculate, sperm, moneyshot, cum.

1. Da pimp was so angry he gave his beeotch da minerals.

2. Peter North is famous for his minerals. A mineral millionaire.

by Lourenco January 8, 2004

Mister Happy

A dildo. A kind of sex toy, usually modeled after the male member, used primarily by females, but sometimes employed in sexplay by either heterosexual or homosexual couples.

Men are a pain in the ass - you have to feed and coddle them and stroke their egos. All Mister Happy needs is two "D" batteries.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

Mister Arms

a man who waves his arms uncontrollably and looks like this:
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Miss Legs gently said "hi" to Mister Arms, he was upset so he began to wave his arms uncontrollably and broke all the windows while doing it.

by Mizzle Armizzles October 21, 2003

Miserablest

To be unhappy with size of penis

tommy commited suicide as he couldn't handle just how small his penis was as he was the miserablest... (twas small)

by 123abc!@# December 30, 2010

glaxaxy minerva

An exclamation, often meaning pwn.

OMG! glaxaxy minerva!

by WordMaster July 26, 2003

Flight Misser

Someone who gets so drunk they can't wake up in time for their flight and foolishly misses it

Kieran Forde got so rat arsed he slept it out and didnt make his god damn flight - what a flight misser!

by Cat B October 19, 2008

coal miner

The act of a man or women wearing nothing but goggles squatting down behind one's asshole. That one will then proceed to take a narly shit on the others face. Then the person with shit face will eat out the butt. I encourage all people with a feces fetish to try.

Man 1- "yo did you get in in last night?"
Man 2- "Nah dog but i did do a coal miner!"

by Thisisacoalminer February 10, 2015