Megan 

The most beautiful girl in the world, as well as the best friend in the entire world. She is very spazzy and random, but that's what keeps her Megan. At times she can be very very stubborn, however she always pulls back up and is always there for you. She is your sunshine, and will never be held back. She stands up for herself and her friends. She will always be there for you.

I love Megan <3

Megan by hippopot12345678 December 2, 2010

cold megan 

when a male shits in a bag, freezes it, then while having sex with a girl sticks it in her ass

She squealed when i gave her the ole cold megan

cold megan by Nic March 25, 2004

canker mechanic 

a medical doctor, a medic

He's the best canker mechanic in the business.

canker mechanic by Pierre Vincent FORD February 16, 2008

Megan the Ripper 

A codename for a girl that will lure you in with her attractive body but you come to find out she is utterly insane and quite possibly suicidal. She'll pour her heart out to you and then desperately seek a relationship even when its clear you aren't interested any longer. Then when you ignore her, she'll go ballistic and attempt to murder you by ripping you into at least seven pieces. Later you'll be found in at least seven different dumpsters.

John: Hey lloyd did you get rid of Megan the Ripper yet?

Von: No, I'm afraid if I try she'll kill me.

John: Well she is batshit insane.

Von: I know, Von scared.

Megan the Ripper by Mr. Betes July 11, 2012

Mechanic Falls 

Contrary to popular belief, Mechanic Falls is not a shit hole. It is a quaint little town set in Androscoggin, Maine. If you really want a shit hole go to Lewiston, Maine it is full of scary, creepy drug addicts.

I liked Mechanic Falls, it was beautiful!

Mechanic Falls by tanasha2212 December 4, 2012

Megan 

such a funny and caring girl - may have some acne and glasses but who cares shes beautiful and deserves a man

omigurd mEgan!

Megan by eckd January 19, 2019

Whisker Mechanic 

A person who is quite adept at performing cunnilingus.

Michelle: "Wow, Kong and I hooked up last night and he is really quite a Whisker Mechanic"

Cathy: "No doubt, he did some work under my hood last weekend and it was great!"

Whisker Mechanic by Iukong January 4, 2011