super mario 

An Italian plumber who enjoys shrooms, acid, PCP, or any other fucked up drug that fucks you up fuck fuck fuck

Super Mario does shrooms. Which is precisely why he rides a dinosaur while staring at the smiling clouds. and koopas. who are also on acid.

super mario by iron maiden sucks April 8, 2005

super mario run 

A fucking stupid piece of shit app that is free ... BUT! you have to pay $9.99 to unlock the rest of the game after you complete the first three levels it's fuckin stupid! I love Nintendo but fuck that

Yo bro I had to uninstall super Mario run cuz I think that it's bullshit that you gotta pay $9.99 for the rest of it.

super mario run by Hentai_King December 19, 2016

Paper Mario: Sticker Star 3 

When you find that Paper Mario: The Origami King has the same shitty mechanics like Sticker Star and Color Splash.

A: Hey, have you played Paper Mario: The Origami King yet?
B: You mean "Paper Mario: Sticker Star 3"? Nope, that games sucks just like its predecessors!

Paper Mario: Sticker Star 3 by amogusamoguseverywhere May 15, 2021

Coach mario 

A cheerleading coach who thinks he's hilarious

That's a coach Mario joke

Coach mario by Morganr19 September 21, 2016

hattless_mario 

Possibly the weirdest demon this side of the Void. Has more or less 99 lives. Passive aggressive approach to life. One quarter short of a dollar

Person 1: what's a Hattless_Mario?
Person 2: a Hattless_Mario is a retarded person, like you.

hattless_mario by Hattless_Mario April 6, 2017

Super Mario Brothers: Tower of Doom 

A long running fan game, Mario Brothers: Tower of Doom has been in development for some years, spanning both Mario Maker and Mario Maker 2. This game has been in development by an anonymous developer since September 10th, 2015, and has switched locations from the wii u to the switch. Although it is only made up of mario maker levels as of yet, we can only imagine what it may become. It mainly consists of levels such as ghost mansions, 10 second challenges, and simple, yet incredibly aggravating courses.

"Have you heard about Super Mario Brothers: Tower of Doom?"

Super Mario Brothers: Tower of Doom by iojoijoijoijoijoijoijoijojoijo July 21, 2019

Nyan Mario 

a LazyTown YouTuber that makes your ears literally bleed with his song covers

Nyan Mario just uploaded the worst song cover of all time go watch

Nyan Mario by Nyan Mario December 8, 2019