Mullet

A certain type of fish ususally used as bait to catch bigger fish. See "food chain"

"i went fishin' for bass and used mullets as bait. i didn't catch shit."

by ian from bel air June 24, 2003

mullet

It is what V. Pissino see's in the mirror every morning. What a Mullet.

Don't be a Mullet

by Dick December 17, 2003

mullet

(noun) In reference to a person only being stroke worthy.. like the ability of a mullet hairstyle to evoke stroking but pretty much nothing else..

Man1: Did you see that chick.. shes a total mullet..

Man 2: yeah and her friend..

by TheMainLexx February 5, 2010

maleet

a type of measurement usually used to describe volume. Calculus and trigonometry are usually used to define these measurements but partial differential equations combined with physics is the correct way to find the answer.

how many maleets are in that bottle of jack daniels?

i got so maleeted last night gary.

by jnol123 October 8, 2009

mallecstasy

malicious ecstasy/pleasure or rejoicing in others' misfortunes especially the ones who you consider as your equal or who you even look upto.
this does not relate to joy experienced when defeating an enemy or beating competition. mallecstasy is worse than envy, in that it doesn't stop at being sad at other peoples' fortunes but it relishes the misfortunes of others.

preity: oh hi dahling! i bumped into ishita the other day n what do i say, but she looked so shabby n worn out and bitter! i hardly recognised her .. i guess her divorce has really taken a toll on her .... so sad! she was such a nice girl- gorgeous and kind... she was our poster girl! ... but now....
radhika: my my! u r squirming with happiness, arent u! called me to share your mallecstasy?

by kimkimmiblue December 6, 2011

Mullet Weather

Sunny in the front cloudy in the back. Similar to a mullet hairstyle.

It is sunny in front of the house and cloudy in the back, yo...we got mullet weather.

by WestGhent September 14, 2012

mallatorium

A moratorium on going to the mall, including big box stores, during the holiday season. Usually commences Black Friday and continues past Valentine's day. Done by guys who hate shopping and crowds, mostly.

"I need to go get my girlfriend a Christmas present, but I'd rather order it online. I've imposed a mallatorium between now and February."

by Geoff Lilley November 27, 2012