lancelod

the most beautiful boy inside and out. he is literally the male version of me and the only one that understands me. he has my sense of humour and loves me for me. i’ve never been so happy.

lancelod is everything to me. - his wife

by lancelods wife November 2, 2023

Lander Syndrome

The phenomenon where an individual acquires allergies due to dust, smell, and other external factors causing a sudden cold and cough.

I caught the Lander Syndrome because my sheets were dirty.

by honeybeeeeeeeeee November 8, 2023

Lanaé

Lanaé is one of a kind. She’s seemingly shy and reserved until you get to know her. If you ever got the chance to ask her friends, they’d say she goofy and loves to laugh. She’s one of the most strongest and most independent females you’ll ever come across. She’s filled with passion and pure intentions. She has thick skin but the sweetest heart.

You’ll never find another Lanaé like the one I found!!

by unknown_me November 19, 2023

Lance

Lance is a person with no hoes

Omg kodyiak lance is here 😱

by Thenuttmaster November 20, 2023

Lance

Lance big as hell. His ah too big to be in the urban dictionary.

That boy Lance big as hell.

Facts, bro.

by lairjohnjohn November 21, 2023

Lance

A Lance is an interesting individual, one who is very friendly and funny to be around -- but not in the ways you would expect. A Lance exumes a certain NPC energy, making random quips at a given time and will walk with such a purpose that his walking presence alone lets you know who he is.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Lance today?

Friend 2: Yeah, I did. He's starting to act like those Skyrim NPCs though....

by Murica4004 February 12, 2024

Lanceitis

A disease that makes everything hurt, ultimately making you have scoliosis and cerebral palsy.

Person 1: Oh my back hurts
Person 2: You must have a case of Lanceitis
Person 1: True, I also have a feeling I might become paralyzed
Person 2: Yep, definitely Lanceitis.

by Drè March 9, 2024