Michael Jordan 

The most GOATED NBA player of all time no cap. Better than LeBron sorry. Lebron second after Jordan. Respect the GOAT!!!

Michael Jordan. The absolute G.O.A.T.

Michael Jordan by Curry King 123 March 9, 2021

Jordan Peterson 

Canadian psychologist famous for his opposition to compelled speech, and for urging people to take accountability and action for their life rather than blaming others for their circumstances.

Blue haired teen: “is that Jordan Peterson? He is problematic because he doesn’t say things I like”

Everyone else: “you smell like funyuns, leave the lobsterlord alone”

Jordan Peterson by Borgar hoarder December 10, 2022

jordon 

An extreme pussy lover, jordon's can't help but love the pussy, all kinds of pussy, black, white, red, even hairless! They'll even take stray pussy home with them, just to pat them.

Did you see all the pussy that guy has? man what a jordon!

jordon by careal January 2, 2011

Michael Jordan 

The man that Lebron James will never be as good as

Miami fan " OMG lebron is the greatest ever!!"

Everyone else who watches basketball " No, just stfu, Michael Jordan is the greatest ever

Michael Jordan by FP123 April 26, 2011

Jordan 

a baby that is born out of the butthole

A:That baby stinks!
B:must be a jordan

Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet
Doctor:must be a jordon

Jordan by newfie October 23, 2006

Jordanne Bennett

Is the most perfect girl ever. She is so beautiful. I would run to the moutains and back to see her face. She is Beaugeous.

if you arnt Jordanne Bennett, you suck

Jordanne Bennett by Im me and not you November 21, 2010

Jordan 

A Jordan is a name of a person usually a male but can be a female's name. The male Jordon is mostly known for their ignorance and a profound lack of mental quickness, Jordans tend to engage in multiple relationships with emotionally and mentally unstable women who are usually taken. Jordans will cheat on their partners with taken women on the internet, show their tiny dicks to any women that will give them the time of day.

"Girl 1: He said I was his drug and he was addicted to me"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"

Jordan by Randybobany January 30, 2017