Johnathan

The cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest and smart. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. A guy that leaves an imprint on one forever. Sexually speaking, after being with him, it makes anyone else dull and unexciting. Can be moody and stubborn but, this only adds to his magnetism. Someone you would do anything for, just to see him smile.

I love making blueberry cream cheese pie for Johnathan.

by nanagoloot October 24, 2011

johnatan

Johnatan is a better version of Jonathan. Johnatan is a very special creature. This animal can last very long in bed, and is very animalistic. Fast and stupid, all in one package.

no example johnatan

by SvarteStryk September 9, 2013

John's Creek

It's boring here and JCPD have nothing to do except pull people over in search for marijuana. The Chattahoochee River is the closest thing to "exciting." Also, a lot of spice that fucks kids up because its 'legal' and parents are drug testing them.

Girl: "where are you from?"

Guy: "John's Creek"

Girl: "you got that rich kid suburban stuff don't you"

Guy: "no i just have mids"

Girl: "oh"

by iamnotapothead420 April 10, 2011

john christ

First guitar player for the band danzig. Fused blues and metal together nicely. Uses pinch harmonics quite a bit. Known for his guitar "the bitch" (bc rich bich).

John Christ plays in Danzig I, II(Lucifuge), III(How the gods kill), 4P
Flesh caffeine

by Cliff Clifford May 10, 2006

John Hose

n. a loud urinator, usually a small-dicked guy who thinks that pissing loudly will give others in the men's restroom the impression that he has a huge cock.

Did you hear John Hose in the restroom trying to sound hung? He totally could've quietly pissed off of the porcelain but he went for the deep water instead. What a load.

by Harry Diction August 30, 2006

John5

A Kickass Guitarist, best know for wielding a wide array of classic Fender Telecasters, as well as many Custom John5 Tele's. He is best known for his Solo instrumental albums, which showcase his tremendous talent, but he has worked with everyone from Marilyn Manson and Rob zombie, To Lynard Skynard, David Lee Roth and Paul Stanley. His style is a blend of Heavy Speed metal, Classical, and Country. He is one of the most accomplshed Guitarists around today.

Oh man, he's the next John5

or

'll never be as good as john5

by gxddwsc August 22, 2010

John Loving

The act of getting a dog to lick your bollocks whilst making love to your partner

I can’t believe I walked in on my mum and dad & the dog John Loving last night

by Everyday I’m Zufflling December 12, 2018